Do you ever wish your dull reality might all melt away and somehow you could wake up tomorrow in Paris?
If you live in Cincinnati and you have a credit card and you're not on an FBI watch list you can make that dream a reality. CVG still offers one real non-stop to Europe -- specifically, a daily Air France flight to Charles de Gaulle. Board the #2 TANK bus on 4th St. and 10 hours later you're in gay Paris. Oui! Oui!
At the terminal, it's just a short shuttle bus ride to the airport Hilton:
Oh and look, it's 2016 but somehow there's a Concorde taking off:
But what's really weird is that just a second after the photographer took this photo of this hotel room, a creepy mime climbed up this window with suction cups.
