Is your name Connor and are you inheriting your dad's car dealership? Is your name Tristan and do you pursue coke-heads like Connor because your dad owns a car dealership that he inherited from his dad?
Come live at The Verge. Come live with a bunch of other college students who listen to crappy dance music and fund cocaine parties with their inheritances.
Do you ever wish your dull reality might all melt away and somehow you could wake up tomorrow in Paris?
If you live in Cincinnati and you have a credit card and you're not on an FBI watch list you can make that dream a reality. CVG still offers one real non-stop to Europe -- specifically, a daily Air France flight to Charles de Gaulle. Board the #2 TANK bus on 4th St. and 10 hours later you're in gay Paris. Oui! Oui!
At the terminal, it's just a short shuttle bus ride to the airport Hilton:
Oh and look, it's 2016 but somehow there's a Concorde taking off:
But what's really weird is that just a second after the photographer took this photo of this hotel room, a creepy mime climbed up this window with suction cups.
The subway's water main is one of the great mysteries of our time. What exactly does it do? Which direction does the water flow? When will it be removed? Nobody knows. Nobody knows who knows.
