Steven Frank is madly in love with Steven Frank

John Cranley on the Mic

Remember that dick nerd from school?  You know, that humorless guy nobody liked who tattled and made stuff up and had the teachers eating out of his hand?  I went to high school with such a character -- his name was John Cranley.  Now he's our mayor. 

Here's his attempt to be cool -- like when a PR firm convinces a company's execs to do a Village People act for their underlings at the Christmas party:

The Enquirer illustrates self-congratulatory article with photo of its ceiling

Wish they all could be California Girls...