Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Subway Water Main Mysteries

The subway's water main is one of the great mysteries of our time.  What exactly does it do?  Which direction does the water flow?  When will it be removed?  Nobody knows.  Nobody knows who knows. 

Monday, August 31, 2015

John Cranley on the Mic

Remember that dick nerd from school?  You know, that humorless guy nobody liked who tattled and made stuff up and had the teachers eating out of his hand?  I went to high school with such a character -- his name was John Cranley.  Now he's our mayor. 

Here's his attempt to be cool -- like when a PR firm convinces a company's execs to do a Village People act for their underlings at the Christmas party:

Monday, November 3, 2014