Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Paris airport hotel thinks the Concorde still flies

Do you ever wish your dull reality might all melt away and somehow you could wake up tomorrow in Paris?  

If you live in Cincinnati and you have a credit card and you're not on an FBI watch list you can make that dream a reality.  CVG still offers one real non-stop to Europe -- specifically, a daily Air France flight to Charles de Gaulle.  Board the #2 TANK bus on 4th St. and 10 hours later you're in gay Paris. Oui! Oui!

At the terminal, it's just a short shuttle bus ride to the airport Hilton:

Oh and look, it's 2016 but somehow there's a Concorde taking off:

But what's really weird is that just a second after the photographer took this photo of this hotel room, a creepy mime climbed up this window with suction cups.  

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Subway Water Main Mysteries

The subway's water main is one of the great mysteries of our time.  What exactly does it do?  Which direction does the water flow?  When will it be removed?  Nobody knows.  Nobody knows who knows. 

Monday, August 31, 2015

John Cranley on the Mic

Remember that dick nerd from school?  You know, that humorless guy nobody liked who tattled and made stuff up and had the teachers eating out of his hand?  I went to high school with such a character -- his name was John Cranley.  Now he's our mayor. 

Here's his attempt to be cool -- like when a PR firm convinces a company's execs to do a Village People act for their underlings at the Christmas party: